Friday 6 March 2009

Charles Dance

When I heard that Charles Dance would be gracing DeMontfort with his presence I was very excited as I am a fan of his. As you can imagine when I heard that the event was cancelled I was very disappointed. I presume the reason for his cancellation is that he got a job at short notice, so in the hour I should have spent listening to him talk about his career, I imagined what films he could be making instead...

‘Land of 1,000 Dances’- on a mysterious island a government experiment clones Charles Dance 1,000 times, think ‘Battle Royale’ meets ‘Bleak House’

‘Save the Last Dance’- the sequel to ‘Land of 1,000 Dances’

‘Dance with a Stranger’- Charles Dance in conversation with whoever we can pull off the street.

‘Dance of the Dead’- A lowly shop worker (Charles Dance) tries to get his girlfriend back and survive a zombie apocalypse.

‘Dance Floor’- A supernatural horror about a young couple who find their floor is alive (voiced by Charles Dance)

‘The Forbidden Dance’- A dystopian future where Charles Dance is banned, but can a small band of resistance fighter armed with copies of ‘The Jewel In The Nile’ change that?

'Dance With Death'- Charles Dance and Death take the opportunity to interview each other and discuss their lives and careers.

And finally...

‘Dances With Wolves’- Charles Dance and a pack of wolves take on old London town.